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Indians ask their new chief whether the winter will be cold or mild. Since the young chief never learned the ways of his ancestors, he tells them to collect firewood, then he goes off and calls the National Weather Service.

"Will the winter be bad?" he asks.
"Looks like it," is the answer.
So the chief tells his people to gather more firewood. A week later, he calls again. "Are you positive the winter will be very cold?"
“Absolutely.”
The chief tells his people to gather even more firewood, then calls the Weather Service again:” Are you sure?”
“I’m telling you, it’s going to be the coldest winter on record.”
“How do you know?”
“Because the Indians are gathering firewood like crazy!!!”
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8
7
1
0
43
12
31
22
9
5
1
3
32
26
6
16
8
5
1
2
26
20
6
16
7
5
1
1
20
14
6
16
8
4
1
3
28
13
15
13
11
4
1
6
26
34
-8
13
10
1
2
7
20
37
-17
5
6
1
0
5
10
24
-14
3
7
1
0
6
17
42
-25
3
5
4
0
1
24
9
15
12
7
0
1
6
9
56
-47
1

Bottom team relegate. No playoff.

 
11
9
2
0
50
13
37
29
14
8
1
5
36
31
5
25
11
7
1
3
30
19
11
22
11
7
1
3
27
23
4
22
14
5
2
7
22
18
4
17
9
6
0
3
33
29
4
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10
5
1
4
19
18
1
16
12
4
0
8
41
41
0
12
11
3
0
8
17
31
-14
9
10
2
2
6
23
37
-14
8
13
2
0
11
15
54
-39
6

Top team promote. 2nd and 3rd playoff for promotion

* J-Heat deduct 2 pts for abandoning match on 6 Dec

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
7
6
1
0
44
11
33
19
6
4
1
1
28
12
16
13
9
4
1
4
30
27
3
13
9
4
1
4
31
29
2
13
6
3
1
2
16
10
6
10
6
3
1
2
17
15
2
10
7
3
2
3
27
29
-2
11
6
1
0
5
13
29
-16
3
5
0
1
4
14
26
-12
1
5
4
0
1
24
9
15
12
7
0
1
6
9
56
-47
1

Matches affected are (in alphabetical order):

British Club First XI 14 - 0 Dong Shin (14 Nov)
CBD Wanderers 2 – 2 Dong Shin (12 Sept)
Club M 1 – 2 Cochise Kings (23 Aug)
Cochise Kings 11 – 1 Dong Shin (22 Nov)
Kool N The Gang 4 – 7 Cochise Kings (12 Sept)
Kool N The Gang 4 – 2 Dong Shin (22 Aug)
Olympique Gaulois 1 – 0 Cochise Kings (05 Dec)
Olympique Gaulois 8 – 2 Dong Shin (26 Sept)
Sofeene 8 – 1 Dong Shin (18 Oct)
South Buona Vista 2 – 4 Cochise Kings (16 Aug)
St Andrew’s 9 – 1 Dong Shin (15 Aug)